IT’S hard to believe David Beckham and Victoria Beckham have been married for over TWO decades – that’s a lot of, let’s call it, ‘interesting’ outfits.
And in true Beckham style, here are their best, most embarrassing and glamorous moments from their garish wedding gear to getting down and dirty for a Baby Oil style photoshoot.
The Beckhams. The brand. The brave fashion choices.
Where to start? His top-knot hair do? The crosses? All of the white? Her Dynasty dress and earrings?
This is not angelic on the eyes.
Here they are at the MTV Music Awards in 2003. Yikes.
Spice Girl Victoria and David Beckham take a few days rest before the 1998 World Cup and her US tour at a Premier Inn.
Correction, they’re at Elton John’s pad in the south of France.
And he’s wearing A SARONG.
In 1998, the footballer with the squeaky voice and greasy hair got engaged to the ‘moody one’ from Spice Girls.
Even with a rock on her finger, she stuck to her pout.
Wedding eve leathers
Here are the Beckhams on their wedding eve – although isn’t it the bride who’s supposed to wear white?
At least they have matching hair. What a well-suited couple.
Also notice her ankle chain.
Remember when money couldn’t buy style in 2004?
Here’s David and Victoria rocking leisurewear.
And no it doesn’t make it any less bad if it’s designer.
Here’s David attempting to bring back the bandana. Either that, or he’s having a really bad hair day.
Posh and Becks were at Party in the Park 2000 where she performed her debut solo single.
Hopefully it wasn’t as disastrous as her double denim combo.
One of their strongest – and sweatiest – looks ever.
The couple’s biker chic look didn’t catch on in 1999.
This look is not pleather-able on the eye.
2006 Posh and Becks seem to be loving the fake tan here.
Cheryl Tweedy was with Ashley Cole and the girls even had matching huge hair.
Although their marriages didn’t quite match each other’s.
David and Victoria Beckham on the red carpet in 2001.
They’ve still got matching hair and Posh is bang on the trend of push-up bustier tops and neck chokers.
All that’s missing is her lead.
The now-fashion designer and her new hubbie changed into these purple eye-piercers for their wedding night.
Then cut their wedding cake with a sword.
Outfits inspired by the Purple One in Quality Street?
Here they are in 1997. Posh is sporting a not-so-posh silver puffa jacket.
With their dogs Snoop and Puffy.
Not named after her dodgy coat.
The headgear’s back again in 2000 out at Jade Jagger’s party.
Posh appears to be wearing Tin Foil.
In 2003 David Beckham and his pony tail got an OBE in the New Year Honours list.
While wife Victoria got herself a crow for a hat.
In 2004 Victoria and David Beckham rocked up to Simon Fuller’s pop party at the Royal Albert Hall.
Posh had her signature bustier top on displaying her enhanced goods, while David went for shaved head chic, given a humble twist with a beaded cross necklace and over-plucked eyebrows.
The couple are at a festival!
No heels for Posh here.
Where’s the VIP area?
Here they are, the Beckham clan, with Vogue’s Anna Wintour in LA in 2015.
Most of us have never been to a fashion show.
Or sat in the front row.
Or been to LA.
David and Victoria Beckham pose during a photoshoot to promote being the new faces of Emporio Armani Underwear in 2009.
With a little help from Photoshop and Baby Oil.
The couple as we’ve never seen before. In sensible clothing?
And is that a smile on Victoria’s face? Just…
The couple here celebrating/looking stern during their 20 year anniversary in France.
Nothing like comfy clothes, is there?
The couple posing in a field by their house in the Cotswolds.
Looking like something crossed between Springwatch and Vogue.
Ah, here they are with kids Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and Harper.
Did someone say tweed?
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